Alien Probe Thing Dildo
The Alien Probe Thing was just a random idea for a sex toy, inspired by numerous sci-fi movies and comics. With a large head and three ribs after that, the same textures continue all the way down the shaft.
Colored with UV Reactive and Glow In the Dark Pigments, The Alien Probe Thing is quite an eyeful in the light or dark. Featuring a large flared base, the Alien Probe Thing was made with every human in mind, and is suitable for everyone.
I sculpted the original foundation in Free Form Sculpt, making the ridges flare a bit here and there; then I sanded the sculpture smooth and polished it with wax before making the mold.
The Alien Probe Thing is made to order in your choice of soft and squishy (Shore 0050) or medium soft (Shore 8) density platinum silicone. Please note this toy is a foot in length. It will not stand on its own.
Head: Diameter 1.75”, Circumference 5.5”
Shaft: 1.59” Average Diameter, Circumference 5”
Insertable Length: 11”
Density: Choice of Soft (Shore 0050) or Medium (Shore 8)
Base: Flared, Compatible with Some Harnesses
Material: Smooth On Platinum Silicone, Skin-Safe & Phthalate-Free
Available in three UV Reactive - Glow in the Dark color options:*
#1. Alien Green!
#2. Yellow Tip to Green
#3. Green Tip to Blue
* Pictures are examples only as these items are handmade, so every result is unique
As each item is made by hand, the resulting appearance will vary slightly from toy to toy. Please allow at least five business days for me to pour your made-to-order toy.
A note on the final picture: A soda can is pictured for scale; neither it nor the original sculpture is included with your purchase.
5-7 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Should I wash my new toy before using it? Yes please do. Although I do in fact wash every toy once its been removed from the mold, it is a good idea to wash your toy thoroughly before its first use. Make use of hot water and anti-bacterial hand soap, boiling water, bleach and water (do not boil bleach and water), even a dishwasher (no detergent). After cleaning, rinse the toy thoroughly and let it air dry. Silicone is sticky and paper/cloth towel fibers, hair, pet hair, and dust etc. will adhere to the surface.
Absolutely. Skin Safe and Odor Free. Uberrime Adult Toys are made with SmoothOn Platinum Silicone either Ecoflex™ and or Dragon Skin® I quote, "Cured material is skin safe and certified by an independent laboratory to ISO 10993-10, Biological evaluation of medical devices, Part 10: Tests for irritation and skin sensitization." Uberrime Items are always Phthalates Free.
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Uberrime sells products that are intended for adult use only. No information on this site should be considered as instructions for use. It is entirely the Customer's responsibility and accountability to determine the appropriate use of any products purchased from Uberrime where, The Customer retains full responsibility for any damages as a result of use of any product purchased from Uberrime, In no event, regardless of cause, shall the Company or the Proprietor of Uberrime be held liable for any damages as a direct or indirect result from use of any products purchased from Uberrime including but not limited to incidental, punitive or consequential damages of any kind.
Water based lubricants are the best for the longevity of your toy and mostly found to be body safe. Avoid, DO NOT, use Silicone based lubricant as it can and will damage the surface and finish of cured silicone and the toy may become unsafe for use. Natural oils such as coconut oil are completely safe for use with silicone toys.
Uberrime Dildos can vary widely in density based on the model from soft and squishy shore 0050 to a medium firm shore 10a to very firm shore 20a. Generally the larger and fantasy toys are made with softer silicone, where more slender toys or toys designed for specific pressure such as G, P, or A Spot are made with slightly firmer, or medium density silicone. Butt plugs are the only toys I make firm silicone. A definitive guide to shore density can be found here:
Written by Felicity, a sex toy blogger who has over 20 of my toys and hundreds more.
Long answer short, silicone is in fact porous. The surface of silicone sex toys may appear smooth but there are in fact tiny, microscopic holes that will trap smelly gas in Items such as butt plugs or other platinum silicone toys used for anal play. All silicone toys may in fact retain an odor after such use. To eliminate the odor first try soaking the toy in a 10% water and bleach solution. If the odor persists, simply place the toy in an oven set to 350º for about half an hour. This will in fact do the trick. Wash the toy afterward with warm water and antibacterial soap and you are set.
In short, yes. I receive payment for your items and shipping costs. When printing your postage, I am required by law to declare the items contained within and the associated value of those items. I list items as "Novelties" per customs requirements. Nearly always you will be charged a Customs Fee and Local Taxes when you receive your package. These things are completely out of my control and I apologize for the extra expenses you may incur in this regard.
To some extent, I do take custom orders. With a few select made to order toys I can and will do custom color or densities for an additional fee which is determined by numerous factors. I do not however take commissioned work, replicate actual human parts from an actual human (please do not ask), duplicate existing toys, make existing toys larger or smaller, or accept unsolicited ideas for new toys. Inquiries such as this will not receive a response.