THESE ARE NOT SEX TOYS. DO NOT BUY THESE IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON USING THEM AS SUCH. THESE ARE NOT SEX TOYS.
...Bag of Dicks - Novelty Mini Dildos
This is a Bag of Dicks - A set of twelve random color Mini Platinum Silicone Dildos, about a pound of dicks! Please note, these are made with left over silicone and priced at just above cost.
PLEASE READ THIS: Not Sex Toys - These are desk tchotchkes, novelties, gag gifts.
Send a Bag of Dicks to your friend or other. No, they are not edible, but...
The Bag of Dicks will come in a nice golden padded envelope, the Bag of Dicks will be inside.
Some will be single colors, others may have two or more marbled.
About an inch and a half long and a half inch thick.
Density: Will vary as the Mini Dicks are made with left over silicone from any number of pours
Material: Platinum Silicone, Skin-Safe, No-Phthalates
Coloring - Assorted
These items are in stock and ready to ship.
A soda can is pictured for scale, it is not included with your purchase.
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3-5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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Uberrime ships all orders using the USPS. Free shipping is First Class Package, which includes tracking, but not Shipping Insurance. To protect your purchase, upgrade your shipping to USPS Priority Mail. The USPS insures your package automatically with Priority Mail, and if necessary we will ADD additional insurance to cover the entire cost of your order. We are ultimately not responsible for lost or stolen packages. If your order is lost or stolen, please contact the USPS with your tracking number.
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Should I wash my new toy before using it? Yes please do. Although I do in fact wash every toy once its been removed from the mold, it is a good idea to wash your toy thoroughly before its first use. Make use of hot water and anti-bacterial hand soap, boiling water, bleach and water (do not boil bleach and water), even a dishwasher (no detergent). After cleaning, rinse the toy thoroughly and let it air dry. Silicone is sticky and paper/cloth towel fibers, hair, pet hair, and dust etc. will adhere to the surface.
Absolutely Skin Safe. Uberrime Adult Toys are made with SmoothOn Platinum Silicone either Ecoflex™ and or Dragon Skin® I quote, "Cured material is skin safe and certified by an independent laboratory to ISO 10993-10, Biological evaluation of medical devices, Part 10: Tests for irritation and skin sensitization." Uberrime Items are always Phthalates Free. Platinum Silicone can be sanitized making it the perfect material for these toys.
The following terms and conditions apply to all purchases made from Uberrime or any other sites such as Etsy where my items are listed, and related holding company or companies. The purchaser/customer acknowledges that they agree to the following terms upon using the website and purchase of any and all products listed herein. The Uberrime Company reserves the right to change these Terms without notice. By viewing content and/or purchasing products from Uberrime you acknowledge that you are 18 years of age or older or of the required legal age to view and/or purchase adult oriented items in your state, country and/or region.
Uberrime sells novelty products that are intended for adults only. No information on this site should be considered as instructions for use. It is entirely the Customer's responsibility and accountability to determine the appropriate use of any products purchased from Uberrime or other Distributors where, The Customer retains full responsibility for any damages as a result of use of any product purchased from Uberrime, In no event, regardless of cause, shall the Company or the Proprietor of Uberrime be held liable for any damages as a direct or indirect result from use of any products purchased from Uberrime including but not limited to incidental, punitive or consequential damages of any kind.
Water based lubricants are the best for the longevity of your toy and mostly found to be body safe. Avoid, DO NOT, use Silicone based lubricant as it can and will damage the surface and finish of cured silicone and the toy may become unsafe for use. Natural oils such as coconut oil are completely safe for use with silicone toys.
Uberrime Dildos can vary widely in density based on the model from soft and squishy shore 0050 to a medium firm shore 10a to very firm shore 20a. Generally the larger and fantasy toys are made with softer silicone, where more slender toys or toys designed for specific pressure such as G or P Spot are made with slightly firmer, or medium density silicone. Butt plugs and targeting toys are made with firm silicone. A definitive guide to shore density can be found here:
Written by Felicity, a sex toy blogger who has over 30 Uberrime toys and hundreds more.
Long answer short, silicone is in fact porous at the molecular level. The surface of silicone sex toys may appear smooth but there are microscopic holes that will trap smelly gas via osmosis in Items such as butt plugs or other platinum silicone toys used for anal play. All silicone toys may in fact retain an odor after such use. To eliminate the odor first try soaking the toy in a 10% water and bleach solution. If the odor persists, simply place the toy in an oven set to 350º for about ten minutes. This will in fact do the trick. Wash the toy afterward and you are all set.
*Please note, that the oven method may in fact delaminate dual or triple density toys.
Yes. I receive payment for your items and shipping costs. When printing your postage, I am required by law to declare the items contained within and the associated value of those items. I list items as "Vulcanized Silicone Toy" or "Silicone Sculpture" with the Tariff Number 4016.99 per customs requirements. Nearly always you will be charged a Customs Fee and Local Taxes when you receive your package. Orders to the EU the VAT and duties are paid at checkout. These things are completely out of my control and I apologize for the extra expenses you may incur in this regard.
Uberrime will make custom color and density toys in our existing molds. Most of our listings are available in a custom colorway.
We do not take commissioned work, replicate actual human parts from an actual human (please do not ask), duplicate existing toys, or make our existing toys larger or smaller.
We do not accept unsolicited ideas for new toys. Inquiries such as this will not receive a response.