The Uberrime Essential G-spot Dildo has been reborn. A few modifications to the original sculpture, updates and voila! A new Essential has arrived. The Uberrime Essential G-spot Dildo is a classically shaped dildo featuring a bulbous head, a slightly smaller secondary ridge, a smooth finish, Uberrime's "Alien UV Reactive Pigments" because they really pop in any light, and an anal safe - harness compatible base with an orientation nub. It features all the essentials of a good dildo and is appropriately named. This toy was made with every human on the planet in mind and given they are made to order two color marbles, every single Uberrime Essential will be bespoke, unique in all the world, and uniquely yours.
Made to Order Uberrime Essential G-spot Dildos are crafted with Medium Soft density shore 8a Premium Platinum Silicone, in your choice of two colors for a marbled result. You will be able to select a primary color, and a secondary color when ordering. If you'd like just one color, select the "No Secondary Color" option. Being made to order, the Uberrime Essential G-spot Dildos may take between 3 to 5 business days to make. Shipping is FREE in the United States!
*Images are examples only. No two toys, even with the same colors, will appear exactly the same.
Length – 6.75 inches
Head Diameter 1.67 Inches
Shaft Diameter - 1.43 inches
Insertable - 6 inches
Density – Medium Soft Shore 8a
Base - Standard, Harness Compatible
Material – Platinum Silicone, Skin Safe Phthalates Free, Cosmetics Pigments and Skin Certified Safe Silicone Pigments
Choose your own two color marble from these "Uberrime's Alien UV Reactive Pigments"
A soda can is pictured for scale, it is not included with your order, although an Uberrime sticker is!
3-5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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Uberrime does in fact have a review program but are not accepting further applicants at this time. Peepshow Toys, Spectrum Boutique, and SheVibe carry Uberrime models and all three have affiliate and or blog review programs. Uberrime does not have an affiliate program.
Should I wash my new toy before using it? Yes please do. Although I do in fact wash every toy once its been removed from the mold, it is a good idea to wash your toy thoroughly before its first use. Make use of hot water and anti-bacterial hand soap, boiling water, bleach and water (do not boil bleach and water), even a dishwasher (no detergent). After cleaning, rinse the toy thoroughly and let it air dry. Silicone is sticky and paper/cloth towel fibers, hair, pet hair, and dust etc. will adhere to the surface.
Absolutely Skin Safe. Uberrime Adult Toys are made with SmoothOn Platinum Silicone either Ecoflex™ and or Dragon Skin® I quote, "Cured material is skin safe and certified by an independent laboratory to ISO 10993-10, Biological evaluation of medical devices, Part 10: Tests for irritation and skin sensitization." Uberrime Items are always Phthalates Free. Platinum Silicone can be sanitized making it the perfect material for these toys.
The following terms and conditions apply to all purchases made from Uberrime or any other sites such as Etsy where my items are listed, and related holding company or companies. The purchaser/customer acknowledges that they agree to the following terms upon using the website and purchase of any and all products listed herein. The Uberrime Company reserves the right to change these Terms without notice. By viewing content and/or purchasing products from Uberrime you acknowledge that you are 18 years of age or older or of the required legal age to view and/or purchase adult oriented items in your state, country and/or region.
Uberrime sells novelty products that are intended for adults only. No information on this site should be considered as instructions for use. It is entirely the Customer's responsibility and accountability to determine the appropriate use of any products purchased from Uberrime or other Distributors where, The Customer retains full responsibility for any damages as a result of use of any product purchased from Uberrime, In no event, regardless of cause, shall the Company or the Proprietor of Uberrime be held liable for any damages as a direct or indirect result from use of any products purchased from Uberrime including but not limited to incidental, punitive or consequential damages of any kind.
Water based lubricants are the best for the longevity of your toy and mostly found to be body safe. Avoid, DO NOT, use Silicone based lubricant as it can and will damage the surface and finish of cured silicone and the toy may become unsafe for use. Natural oils such as coconut oil are completely safe for use with silicone toys.
Uberrime Dildos can vary widely in density based on the model from soft and squishy shore 0050 to a medium firm shore 10a to very firm shore 20a. Generally the larger and fantasy toys are made with softer silicone, where more slender toys or toys designed for specific pressure such as G or P Spot are made with slightly firmer, or medium density silicone. Butt plugs and targeting toys are made with firm silicone. A definitive guide to shore density can be found here:
Written by Felicity, a sex toy blogger who has over 30 Uberrime toys and hundreds more.
Long answer short, silicone is in fact porous. The surface of silicone sex toys may appear smooth but there are in fact tiny, microscopic holes that will trap smelly gas in Items such as butt plugs or other platinum silicone toys used for anal play. All silicone toys may in fact retain an odor after such use. To eliminate the odor first try soaking the toy in a 10% water and bleach solution. If the odor persists, simply place the toy in an oven set to 350º for about half an hour. This will in fact do the trick. Wash the toy afterward and you are all set.
Yes. I receive payment for your items and shipping costs. When printing your postage, I am required by law to declare the items contained within and the associated value of those items. I list items as "Vulcanized Silicone Toy" and Tariff #4016.99 per customs requirements. Nearly always you will be charged a Customs Fee and Local Taxes when you receive your package. These things are completely out of my control and I apologize for the extra expenses you may incur in this regard.
Uberrime is no longer taking custom orders.
I DO NOT take commissioned work, replicate actual human parts from an actual human (please do not ask), duplicate existing toys, make existing toys larger or smaller.
I DO NOT accept unsolicited ideas for new toys. Inquiries such as this will not receive a response.