The Grandis - Giant Platinum Silicone Dildo
Grandis - Latin for Grand, Large, Full Grown, Lofty, and my favorite - Multitudinous - is the very largest Giant Platinum Silicone Dildos made at Uberrime and was originally a commissioned item. Given the size of the toy which comes in at nearly two pounds, soft silicone is in order. The Grande stands 12 inches tall from the base to the tip, 11.5 of those inches are insertable. With a very sizable, squishy head, long shaft and a large flared base, this toy is about girth and depth play. A very big toy for the experienced user and size fan.
Given its weight, the Grandis in soft and squishy silicone will not stand on its own. the lease see the picture of the original sculpture for an idea of its scale and enjoy the very largest toy from Uberrime.
Length - 12 inches
Head - Circumference 7.875", Diameter 2.5"
Shaft - Circumference 7.5", Diameter 2.4" max
Insertable - 11.5 inches
Base - Standard, Compatible with some harnesses
Material - Platinum Silicone, Skin Safe Phthalates Free
In a Choice of Five Colors
PLEASE NOTE* Uberrime will not accept returns on its Giant Dildos - Please read the specifications twice before you click order and consider that this toy is nearly as thick as a soda can. One is pictured for scale; it is not included with your purchase, but a sticker is!
1-3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Should I wash my new toy before using it? Yes please do. Although I do in fact wash every toy once its been removed from the mold, it is a good idea to wash your toy thoroughly before its first use. Make use of hot water and anti-bacterial hand soap, boiling water, bleach and water (do not boil bleach and water), even a dishwasher (no detergent). After cleaning, rinse the toy thoroughly and let it air dry. Silicone is sticky and paper/cloth towel fibers, hair, pet hair, and dust etc. will adhere to the surface.
Absolutely Skin Safe. Uberrime Adult Toys are made with SmoothOn Platinum Silicone either Ecoflex™ and or Dragon Skin® I quote, "Cured material is skin safe and certified by an independent laboratory to ISO 10993-10, Biological evaluation of medical devices, Part 10: Tests for irritation and skin sensitization." Uberrime Items are always Phthalates Free. Platinum Silicone can be sanitized making it the perfect material for these toys.
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Uberrime sells novelty products that are intended for adults only. No information on this site should be considered as instructions for use. It is entirely the Customer's responsibility and accountability to determine the appropriate use of any products purchased from Uberrime or other Distributors where, The Customer retains full responsibility for any damages as a result of use of any product purchased from Uberrime, In no event, regardless of cause, shall the Company or the Proprietor of Uberrime be held liable for any damages as a direct or indirect result from use of any products purchased from Uberrime including but not limited to incidental, punitive or consequential damages of any kind.
Water based lubricants are the best for the longevity of your toy and mostly found to be body safe. Avoid, DO NOT, use Silicone based lubricant as it can and will damage the surface and finish of cured silicone and the toy may become unsafe for use. Natural oils such as coconut oil are completely safe for use with silicone toys.
Uberrime Dildos can vary widely in density based on the model from soft and squishy shore 0050 to a medium firm shore 10a to very firm shore 20a. Generally the larger and fantasy toys are made with softer silicone, where more slender toys or toys designed for specific pressure such as G or P Spot are made with slightly firmer, or medium density silicone. Butt plugs and targeting toys are made with firm silicone. A definitive guide to shore density can be found here:
Written by Felicity, a sex toy blogger who has over 30 Uberrime toys and hundreds more.
Long answer short, silicone is in fact porous. The surface of silicone sex toys may appear smooth but there are microscopic holes that will trap smelly gas in Items such as butt plugs or other platinum silicone toys used for anal play. All silicone toys may in fact retain an odor after such use. To eliminate the odor first try soaking the toy in a 10% water and bleach solution. If the odor persists, simply place the toy in an oven set to 350º for about half an hour. This will in fact do the trick. Wash the toy afterward and you are all set.
Yes. I receive payment for your items and shipping costs. When printing your postage, I am required by law to declare the items contained within and the associated value of those items. I list items as "Vulcanized Silicone Toy" and Tariff #4016.99 per customs requirements. Nearly always you will be charged a Customs Fee and Local Taxes when you receive your package. Orders to the EU the VAT and duties are paid at checkout. These things are completely out of my control and I apologize for the extra expenses you may incur in this regard.
Uberrime is no longer taking custom orders.
I DO NOT take commissioned work, replicate actual human parts from an actual human (please do not ask), duplicate existing toys, make existing toys larger or smaller.
I DO NOT accept unsolicited ideas for new toys. Inquiries such as this will not receive a response.